Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Cartoon Show

Leírás

A Crash Bandicoot N-Sane Cartoon Show egy elkaszált rajzfilm sorozat, amely az Activision egyik animációs stúdiójánál volt gyártás alatt az Amazon streaming szolgáltatására, az Amazon Prime-ra. A legkorábbi dokumentumok 2020. április 1-jéről származnak, amiben az alkotók összefoglalták a terveiket a rajzfilmmel kapcsolatban. A projektet 2021. január 12-én fújta le az Activision, miután nézeteltérések alakultak ki az Amazonnal a sorozat irányzatával és hangvételével kapcsolatban.

Charles Zembillas, Crash megalkotója is tudott a projektről, bár nem volt a részese. Korábban már utalt rá, hogy valami nagy van készülőben, amiben sok potenciált lát, azonban úgy fest, hogy idő előtt lelőtték a projektet. Eleinte a rajongók hitetlenül (és kissé agresszívan) álltak az üzenethez, azonban a szerző később teszt videókkal és egy gyártási könyvvel támasztotta alá állítását (amit le akartam menteni nektek, de sajnos már letörölték, szóval egy kicsit várnunk kell, amíg valaki újra fel nem tölti). A látottak alapján elmondható, hogy ez a tervezett Crash Bandicoot rajzfilm erősen hajaz a Bolondos dallamokra és a Ren & Stimpy Show-ra, azonban azoknál is hiperaktívabbank tűnik. A rajzfilm egyébként Crash-t mindenféle hétköznapi helyzetekbe helyezte volna, de továbbra is Cortex és társai lettek volna a rosszfiúk.

Elmondása szerint a projektet azért kaszálták el, mert egy szellentéssel kapcsoaltos vicc kiverte a biztosítékot az Activisionnél. A szivárogtató dolgozó bosszús volt, ugyanis állítása szerint a leépítés után sokan munkanélkül maradtak.

Sajnos a mesének vége.

Epizódok

• CLUCK-OFF and FRY!: Farmer Ernest buys some contaminated feed wholesale from Dr. Cortex that genetically mutates the chickens on his farm, turning them all into chickens from hell! Their only desire – to be eaten! Crash must help contain the foul fowl that rampage the island demanding that people eat them. The problem is finally solved when Aku Aku convinces everyone to turn vegan and the chickens lose their life’s purpose. The depressed chicken’s existential problem is finally resolved when they band together and open MOTHER CLUCKER’S a successful vegetarian drive-thru franchise!
• BEACH BLANKET BANDICOOT: An innocent day at the beach turns from paradise to peril as Crash faces off against beach-bully Koala Kong for the beautiful Twana’s affections. Crash and Kong beat the daylights out of each other as they try to impress the girl with a variety of beach stunts and antics. Their duel is interrupted when a gang of hungry LAND-SHARKS invade the beach! Aku Aku says, “We’re gonna need a bigger bandicoot!”
• GOOD KNIGHT SWEET BANDICOOT: Crash is happily wandering through a fantasy fairytale world when he sees a princess and immediately falls in love. The princess is quickly snatched up by a mysterious black knight (Cortex in disguise) and swept away. Aku Aku decks out Crash with a very fancy suit of armor and Crash sets out to rescue the princess. After battling a myriad of monsters, Crash confronts Cortex but tricks him by sneaking out of his armor and attacking Cortex from behind. Cortex is defeated. The princess is grateful but disappointed that Crash isn’t the handsome hero she was hoping for and she falls in love with Crash’s empty suit of shiny armor instead. She leaps into its arms and falls off a cliff with it.
• WHAT A BABY!: Cortex is making an ETERNAL LIFE RAY when TINY TIGER accidently hits Cortex with the ray turning Cortex into Baby Cortex: an awful, nightmare of a baby. Nina reluctantly takes on the role of babysitter for the worst baby in the world. At her wits end, Nina calls upon Coco Bandicoot for help. Baby Cortex escapes and is on the loose, being as awful and evil as a Baby Cortex can be. The two girls must put their personal differences aside and capture Baby Cortex, fix the ETERNAL LIFE RAY, and restore Baby Cortex back to his old self.
• BULL-BUSTING BANDICOOT: A rodeo setting. Cortex is building robot broncos that are designed to destroy all contending buckaroos. The Robot-Broncos are ridiculous but dangerous. Tiny Tiger, Ripper Roo, and Dingodile are all knocked out of the competition leaving only Crash who, in order to win the trophy, must face a final challenge. Cortex unleashes his ULTIMATE JET- POWERED SUPER- DYNAMIC BULLOSUARUS REX as the final challenge in this rip-roaring rodeo. Things take a turn for the worst when Cortex finds himself strapped to his own creation, but it’s Crash and the rodeo clowns that finally do him in.
• NOT SO GLAD-IATOR: Crash is kidnapped by Neo Cortex who has constructed his own Roman coliseum. If Crash wants out, he must face a series of mutants including Dingodile, The Kimodo Bros. and Tiny Tiger in gladiatorial combat! The cartoon climaxes with a chariot race that tops BEN-HUR! The reckless and dangerous race literally brings the house down.
• BIG TOP BANDICOOT: Dr. Cortex always wanted to re-join the circus. Now, he has constructed his own EVIL CIRCUS! It has its own evil midway, evil rides and a MUTANT- SHOW! For the Grand Big-Top Show he presents a “Nitro-Circus”-style stunt competition and lures Crash to compete against Ripper Roo for a ridiculous prize. It’s CRASH BANDICOOT vs. RIPPER ROO in a daredevil competition to end them all. The stunts get more and more insane and dangerous as the two try and out-do one another. Crash keeps winning which drives Cortex crazy. The final stunt challenge takes place on the Roller Toaster ride. Specially designed to make Crash crash!
• VORTEX IN THE CORTEX: Cortex’s over-worked brain escapes from his skull to go on a much-needed vacation. Tiny Tiger takes Cortex’s brainless body to the SECRET BRAIN-VAULT where he tries out several replacement brains. But they’re all goofier than the original and don’t work. This sequence is intercut with various gags of Cortex’s brain enjoying itself on vacation where it meets up with Crash. Together, like old friends, they enjoy surfing, scuba diving, the local cuisine etc. Back in the lab, Tiny tries the last brain. It doesn’t work either. It’s turned Cortex into a sweet, polite, nice person who just wants to clean the lab, and it won’t leave Cortex’s head! Finally, Cortex’s brain gets homesick, it misses trying to destroy the world. It thanks Crash for a lovely time but says, “I have a world to destroy.” and returns to the lab. However, he must fight the other brain to regain his spot in Cortex’s skull. Cortex finally gets his brain back and hires the other one as an enthusiastic butler.
• SUPERCOOT: Cortex has a meeting with all the evil-doers and decides that only by working together will they be able to destroy the world. They are each given an assignment / weapon and turned loose in massive wave of destruction. Aku Aku tells Crash that he must turn into a super-hero to fight the evil doers. Aku takes Crash to see Papu Papu, who gives Crash a SACRED TOTEM that grants him a variety of incredible powers! He is now a superhero, the trouble is, Crash has no control over his new powers. Crash literally crashes around and miraculously defeats each villain quite by accident with his surprising out-of-control powers. Crash finally faces off with Cortex. Cortex and Crash fight over the totem and during the fight the totem is exchanged back and forth briefly granting them powers alternately. During the battle a disappointed and angry Papu suddenly appears. He takes the totem. Crash and Cortex beg Papu to give them each ONE final power. Papu agrees, “Come back to my Temple”, he says, “and I will grant you both a power you cannot imagine.” We cut to Papu’s temple. Papu tells Cortex and Crash, “You do not need super-powers to be a hero. All you need is... a vacuum and some stone-polisher!” Crash and Cortex are handed tools and are forced to polish the temple while Papu sits there eating grapes. “You missed a spot! Hahaha!”
• MINE ALL MINE: Coco finds a treasure map and ‘X’ marks the spot. The spot however is in a scary jungle cave. Coco enlists the help of her brother Crash to “go first”. To make matters worse Koala Kong is onto the map and he follows Crash and Coco. Inside the temple/cave Crash faces treacherous booby traps and a persistent Koala Kong. It’s a race to “the spot” which Coco wins. When Coco opens the giant ‘X’ shaped door, the treasure turns out to be a very angry Papu Papu who attacks the raiders of his temple. The following mine car chase/fight brings the whole place down around the three idiots.
• HOLD THE ICE: Tired of global-warming, Crash, Aku Aku and Polar head to the snow for a fun filled snow sport competition. Unfortunately, their competition are dozens of jet-pack powered penguins
  who are dynamos and win every sport! From the luge, downhill, slalom, snowboarding, ski
  jump, ice skating even curling, the penguins win everything. Feeling like bummed-out losers
  Crash, Aku Aku and Polar decide to leave defeated. We cut to Aku Aku, Crash, Polar on their
  surfboards, peacefully waiting for the next wave. Aku Aku confirms that penguins aren’t tropical
  so they can relax. A big wave rolls up and our heroes are horrified to see dozens of penguins on
  surfboards hangin’ ten! WIPE-OUT!!
• ELEMENTARY SCHOOL OF... EVIL!: Brio and Cortex are reminiscing about their old schooldays. They argue about who was the evilest student. A series of flashback gags shows them as kids pulling terrible, evil tricks on each other at Evil School. Finally, back in the lab, they wind up in a real fight and cause an explosion that destroys the place. The smoke clears and Madame Amberly shows up out of nowhere and stamps red ‘F’s’ on both their foreheads.
• ANTS IN MY PANTS: Cortex and Brio create a NANO-ROBOT TERMITE ANT FARM. The robot termite-ants can eat anything and everything and the doctors intend to unleash them on the world. But Dr. Brio drops the farm and the termite terrors are turned loose in the lab and start eating things. Everything. The doctors engage in fierce battle with the organized robot termite army. It’s evil versus appetite! In desperation they call DINGODILE’S EXTERMINATION SERVICE which
  only make things worse because now the lab is on fire. They decide the only recourse is to set up
  a picnic in the backyard to lure in the termite ant army. They quickly invent a robot termite ant
  attracting jelly for their sandwiches and set up their picnic. But klutzy Brio spills it all over their
  clothes. The hungry robot bugs go straight for the doctors, hence the title.

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